In honor of Women's History Month. Part 2 of 3.
Order! A sound argument, Ms. Knight, and your evidence is compelling, but that wasn’t really rap.
What does she know? She’s just a factory girl.
The Commissioners break into “Factory Girl” by the Rolling Stones.
WAITING FOR A GIRL WHO’S GOT CURLERS IN HER HAIR.
It’s true I worked in a factory, that’s how -
WAITING FOR A FACTORY GIRL!
You can’t always get what you want.
In fact, I created my first invention after witnessing an accident at the factory where I labored.
Then where is your patent?!
I was young, I didn’t know about such things.
It’s Simon pure, your Honor. Sound on the goose.
I love Nineteenth century slang, don’t you?
Shut your Bazoo, Nancy boy!
Your Honor, if I may embark upon my rebuttal?
The Commissioners begin pounding the table, stomping, boom boxing, etc.
MY FLOW BE SMOOTH LIKE HOURGLASS SANDS
BEHOLD THIS MODEL I HOLD IN MY HANDS
HOME GIRL CLAIM SHE INVENT STUFF?
BITCH, YOU KOO KOO FOR COCO PUFFS
DONCHA KNOW, HO, YOU SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN
BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT - STICK TO YOUR KNITTIN’
MY HUSTLE BE CRYSTAL TO ANY SENTIENT HUMAN
DIS FAR TOO COMPLEX TO BE MADE BY A WOMAN
A rap first rate!
The man came to exfluncticate!
Ms. Knight, your rebuttal?
Click back to blog for Part 3 - the breath taking conclusion!!