Happy VD!
A priest named Valentine said "I'll help Christian couples wed!" It was 270 A.D. Rome's King was not pleased and St. Valentine lost his...
Sales of a Death Man
It's a teaser this month! Here's an excerpt from my short play that's part of the Antaeus Theater Company's Classics Redux festival....
Tales of Terror for Today's Woman - Pt. 3
Mary is in her OB/GYN's office. The DOCTOR stands, showing her an X-ray. DOCTOR You see, this is an X Ray of a normal uterus. And this,...
Tales of Terror for Today's Woman - Pt. 2
Lights UP. GIRLFRIEND sits, reading a magazine. MARY rushes in, stopping to give her a quick peck on the cheek. MARY Hi, Babe - sorry...
Tales of Terror for Today's Woman - Pt. 1
In honor of Halloween, this month's post is a truly frightening one. Much like the Golden Rule of Comedy, it'll come in "threes." Lights...
Lunch with Brian and Steve
SEPTEMBER'S BONUS POST! (Just in time for 9/11.) Comedian Steve Rannazzisi recently admitted that he lied about nearly losing his life in...
My New Neighbors
INT. NEIGHBOR’S MCMANSION - SUNSET HIM and HER, late 50s, both very white and very Republican, share a bottle of Dom Perignon in the...
Art & Trees
My neighbor? At 48th and 8th? She's a sculptor - makes all her art out of garbage, like cans and old refrigerators and shit. I coulda...
Annabelle, R.I.P.
At last count, I've had over forty different jobs. Some were incredibly short lived (cocktail waitress - six hours), others were long...
Three Ghosts of Elizabeth Bathory
My second short piece on the notorious sixteenth century Hungarian Countess. Was she a serial killer or victim of a patriarchal society?...
